I'm Crushing

.......his penetrating eyes, his manly chest, his powerful je ne sais quoi.......

oh my

Bad Hair Day

God Has Punished My Vanity,

                                

My mustache matches my Beefstick.

Petco Must Pay.

You Are All My Bitches

Triste

August brings a light that signals fall; a deeper gold, tired greens and slightly longer shadows.
My anti-depressant is cold french fries and the exhilarating scent of rodents.

The Hotness

As I am a hottie, I feel the heat. I'd like to slip off my chic fur coat and swim lithely in the sea.

About Me

The beauty of the natural scene beggars description

I Am Hot

The breeze through the window is warm.  My hairstyle is modeled on a Bichon. 
Is this just?
I am beautiful and cheerful.