I'm a Dirty Bitch

 

My friend has fainted and it's my stank.

I'm Sending Love to All My Peeps!

                                      HAVE A WONDERFUL HOLIDAY AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

I'm Crushing

.......his penetrating eyes, his manly chest, his powerful je ne sais quoi.......

oh my

Bad Hair Day

God Has Punished My Vanity,

                                

My mustache matches my Beefstick.

Petco Must Pay.

You Are All My Bitches

Triste

August brings a light that signals fall; a deeper gold, tired greens and slightly longer shadows.
My anti-depressant is cold french fries and the exhilarating scent of rodents.

The Hotness

As I am a hottie, I feel the heat. I'd like to slip off my chic fur coat and swim lithely in the sea.